WTF?: Science Got a Cracka Trippin'

How are these two stories not getting more media coverage? Remember the past fifty years when both diagnoses meant you'd probably prefer death to living with either. Science done got a cracka trippin'. Do ya thang, science. Make it do what it do.

Friday Hottie: Alie Layus

 

Haha, her name is "lay us". Welcome to the Den, Alie!

Boogerdamus: Boogerdamus' Predictions Be A Year Early and Shit

 Boogerdamus was chompin' at the bit on this one.


Seriously though, OKC ran into a buzz saw.

billhicksmostfunnydamus: Inflation Ain't No Joke

"We think the actual rate of inflation is something closer to 6 or 7 percent on an annual basis. It's also not about what it's been over the last 10 years; it's about what it's going to be over the next 10 years." 

"We just can't keep living the way we're living. It'll end within our lifetime. We're just going to run out of certain things. We'll just have to learn how to adjust."

WTF?: Suicidal Bride-to-be

Seriously, this chick is hot. I'm not sure how much I mean this, but shorty, get yo' fine Chinese tookus over to the U.S. BMR will get his marriage on. Fuck that guy. Don't off yourself for some punkass man. At least be a hot lesbian or some shit.

My Mandarin is pretty week, but I'm pretty good with a pair of chopsticks if you know what I mean...

Karma is a Bitch: Bear Hunting

Well you know what they say about messing with the bull. Is this what y'all do for fun up there, bhmf?

Go To Sleep: Wal-Mart

Hahahahaha! Get fucked, Wally Martz! Hahahahaha!

Ouch.: BMR Gets the Boot

Friday Hottie: Aida Yespica

You Must Be Shrooming: 2012 GOP Candidates

Seriously, you fucks must love Barack Obama, because none of these jokers besides Ron Paul has a fart's chance in Hades. It's excellent theater, though, so keep fucking that chicken. Please.

Oh shit, get Ernie Anastos! I would totally vote for that guy.