Good god, jesus titty-fucking, sweet merciless judah of astronomic proportions. Popular music is so fucking fucked right now, it makes the Republican party look like it has its shit together. On the slate yesterday was a stacked television line-up that featured the Capitals trying to win ten straight, the Terps going to South Cakalacky, attempting to win their fifth straight. The night cap was underdog UVA heading to Chapel Hill to kick Roy Williams in the nuts and the Pro Bowl was stacked with Dirty Birds, but instead SS and BMR watched, The Grammy's? I know marriage lands you in favorable tax situations, two incomes beat one, driving her four wheel drive during the occasional snow is pretty clutch, but this?
On CBS though, around 8pm, shit started getting way too real. Pop music is fucked.
Beyonce did kind of slut it up, which I guess is overdue. This photo is cool, because you can pretend like she's "flying solo", if you know what I'm sayin'...
Lady Gaga successfully took the Grammy's hostage and, as Mrs. SS pointed out, forced every artist, besides the country genre, to hire dozens of dancers and extras, some in riot gear, others dressed up like a Voltron boom box or a bad guy from Power Rangers, but the one guy from the Black Eyed Peas had a rubber mask that made him look like 'The Gimp' from Pulp Fiction.
You know BMR's disclaimers are fuckin' legit. This clip of the Black Eyed Peas is not for the faint at heart. There is so much about the Black Eyed Peas that sucks, I can't begin to discuss it in this post. Stay tuned for GCOTD: Black Eyed Peas, coming soon, my team of researchers is working around the clock to bring that post to you.
SS did well and called the only artist that didn't completely suck balls. If you make it to the end of this Zac Brown tune, the "America, America" at the beginning is the worst part, but you'll actually see a Grammy nominee/winner who plays an instrument, realizes people are dying in Iraq and Afghanistan and gives them DAP, I'm guessing who also writes songs(good songs, Taylor Swift, you fucking cunt!) and there's a wicked flatpick guitar solo at the 4:40 mark if you last that long.
