So this was the correspondance with my boss yesterday via email:
"If you are planning to work on Friday (and I hope you're not), you need to notify me by ... so I can tell security."
Keep in mind, this is merely hours after I contemplated asking to take the day off, considering I already submitted my 'hours worked' for the week. Needless to say, your ol' pal has a long weekend and two jackals at the beach waiting to get awesome and chase honeys like those pictured above...
Be prepared to hear this 100 times this weekend. Jay Z on some Wicomico Hall shit.
Used to rock a throwback, ballin on the corner Now I rock a teller suit, looking like a owner No I'm not a Jonas, brother I'm a grown up No I'm not a virgin I use my cojones
Friday Night 6pm (or earlier) - get home, be ready to get awesome. People can come over at this time. 8pm - Watch Terps win their first BBall game of the year on Comcast Sportsnet 10pm - Create Jackals sign for tailgate with BD2 and Head
Saturday 7am - wake up 7:01am - make coffee 7:05am - add Irish to it 8:30am - carpool arrives at 811 Malcolm 9am SHARP - carpool heads to College Park 9:15am - arrive on campus and put up Jackals flag 9:16am - start getting awesome noon - achieve Wizard status, start prepping to head to game 1pm - kickoff 4pm - storm field with Ticos head on a stick 5pm - arrive back at 811 Malcolm to get mo awesome with Babyface 9pm - take pictures of Babyface puking 10pm - take pictures of BD2 passed out on the ground like a little bitch 10:01 pm to infinity - on to the next one on to the next one on to the next one on to the next one...
