Friday Hottie: Megan Fox

To attempt to quell some complaints about last weeks selection, allow me to provide this. The point of this Friday Hot chick thing was to introduce a newsworthy hot chick in case you may have missed her somewhere in the internets, blogosphere, TV, etc. etc. That is why I chose the Miss CA chick. But it is obvious that the hottest celebrity right now is Megan Fox, so let's just get this one out of the way so we can move onto more newsworthy choices in coming weeks. Aldente feel free to share your plethora of Megan Fox pics upon your return from Sin City. Waa! I have to look at Megan Fox, Waa! This blog sucks, Waa! Ball Deep is losing his edge, Waa!

Gay Clone of the year...early nomination

Auto Tune vs. Metropolitan Orlando





They both have the "face of the franchise", auto tune, a science experiment gone awry, has T-Pain, and the Orlando Magic, none other than the citizens of Downtown Metropolitan Orlando, and Stan van Gundy.

Former GCOTD, Kanye West, went so far as to record an entire "album" with this whack shit. The formula for any popular hit song on hip-hop radio...intro with beat, high pitch robot, hook with word and modifier, i.e. "Stanky Leg", "Blame It", low pitch robot, repeat hook 34 times, sell records, drive Voicemail bat-shit crazy.

Claiming to be a "major city", Orlando hails from the panhandle-shaped cradle of sex offenders, Florida. Coincidentally, home to T-Fucking Pain, Florida rarely gives America reason to be proud.

I dare you to listen to this entire song.

Thank God for Wendy's.


So, Jackals, what say you?

Gay Clone of the Day: Akmadeeenajaaad

No detail needed. Fuck this guy...i'm just sayin'.

Congrats, Ackmadinajaddd. You're today's winner of the whole lot of suck award.

Yum yum

Just in case below is a man's behind I posted this...