A Jackal Mission.

The Mission: get my shit on, on politicians, shit on politicians Jackal Orders: okay lets be honest, I am talking to two Jackals right now, so listen up Boogers, and listen up Rusty, okay wait, we all know SS is lurking out there and probably Head too, so okay here goes: the four of you must procure as many political bumper stickers as possible for BHMF, I need them badly and I will pay postage, just get a bunch of stickers and send them to me The reasons why: by this point you all must be wondering why I need these stickers, well let me explain. You see BHMF lives off the grid and therefore does not have a conventional sewage system. This means BHMF (like other real Alaskans) shits in a bucket. We call it a honey bucket. Not sure why its called a honeybucket but thats what it is called. So anyway BHMF wants to spruce his honeybucket up a little bit and thought it would be a good idea to line the bucket with stickers of people he really hates. Thats when he got the idea about the political stickers. I think most of the stickers will go on the outside of the bucket. But a few real hated nemesis' stickers could go directly on the inside bottom portion of the bucket. The bucket would need to be cleaned to do this but BHMF really wants to directly shit on a few people so whoever can find stickers for the following politicians would make BHMF real happy. The arch nemesis list: Palin, Obama, Clinton (especially Hillary), Any member of the Bush family, Mitt, Cheney, McCain, Al Gore, etc.......we are about to be in the middle of a fierce political campaign, the likes of which we have never seen before. And you guys live in the epicenter of all this madness so I am expecting big things from everyone. Don't let me down.......

JACKALATOOOOOORRRRRRRSSSSSSSS Mount up!

http://gibsonblueshawk.blogspot.com/

Scourge of a Butterfly? Are you fucking kidding me? Lets UNF this page out of existence.

It Was Written . . .

From: VoiceMail
To: Ball Deep, ScarShoulders
Date Mon, Dec 17, 2007 at 9:23 PM
Subject: this is it
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In jackal society the social unit is that of a monogamous pair which defends its territory from other pairs. These territories are defended by vigorously chasing intruding rivals and marking landmarks around the territory with urine and feces.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackal

From: ScarShoulders
To: Ball Deep, VoiceMail
Date Tue, Dec 18, 2007 at 9:25 AM
Subject: Re: this is it
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They are nocturnal, most active at dawn and dusk.
HAAAAAYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Ball Deep
To: ScarShoulders, VoiceMail
Date Tue, Dec 18, 2007 at 9:44 AM
Subject: Re: this is it
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That's right...

Stay off our territory!!! Woof Woof....

Giants fans are chumps!

From: ScarShoulders
To: Ball Deep, VoiceMail
Date Tue, Dec 18, 2007 at 10:10 AM
Subject: Re: this is it
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i'm gonna go feces up fed ex field on my lunch break.



From: Ball Deep
To: ScarShoulders, VoiceMail
Date Wed, Dec 19, 2007 at 3:11 PM
Subject: Jackals Holla
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From: ScarShoulders
To: Ball Deep, VoiceMail
Date Wed, Dec 19, 2007 at 3:17 PM
Subject: Re: Jackals Holla
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HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: ScarShoulders
To: Ball Deep, VoiceMail
Date Wed, Dec 19, 2007 at 3:37 PM
Subject: Re: Jackals Holla
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watch your back lions we on the prowl!



From: VoiceMail
To: Ball Deep, ScarShoulders
Date Wed, Dec 19, 2007 at 8:44 PM
Subject: Re: Jackals Holla
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Seriously badass

From: Ball Deep
To: ScarShoulders, VoiceMail, Head, Poppa Woppa, Boogers, Brown Dogg
Date Thu, Dec 20, 2007 at 10:53 AM
Subject: Re: Jackals Holla
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funniest website ever.

http://www.draconika.com/types.php

From: ScarShoulders
To: Ball Deep, VoiceMail, Head, Poppa Woppa, Boogers, Brown Dogg
Date Thu, Dec 20, 2007 at 10:57 AM
Subject: Re: Jackals Holla
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That shit is racist yo! Why's the black dragon gotta be "vile, evil tempered, and obsessed with death. They live in fetid, swampy habitats. They find comfort in the sickening-sweet aroma of drowned, rotting carcasses."?????

Fuck dragons. A Jackal would eat the shit outta a wack ass dragon.

HOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Cheeseburger, extttraaaaaaa baaaaaaacoooooonnnnnnnn

From: VoiceMail
To: Ball Deep, ScarShoulders, Head, Poppa Woppa, Boogers, Brown Dogg
Date Thu, Dec 20, 2007 at 10:59 AM
Subject: Re: Jackals Holla
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wtf, how did you find this? NERDS

Jackals unite! Howwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlllllllllllllllllllll, I will claim dragon territory with my urine and feces.