Jackal Memories of my past: First Blood

Netflix is the greatest thing ever. I always find random shit I have not seen in years. Yes, it is Saturday night and I am at home. What do you expect? A Jackal has to put in his quality family time before a weekend of debauchery on the 14th...

So tonight's selection happens to be one of the greatest of all time. First Blood. Obviously this is the only good Rambo movie. First, because Rambo is not in the title, but mostly because Sly Stallone says about 3 words total so he doesn't blow his cover about being totally fucking retarded. But seriously this movie happens to fucking rule.

I can't even remember how many wooden knives I whittled, fires I started, or survival techniques I impersonated in my backyard as I kid based solely on imitating this movie. Most jackal shit ever.

Not to get all nostalgic but old movies were so much better. No CGI, No Shia LaBeouf, no megan fox (ok so that part is bonus), just a serious case of ass kicking from a 'roided out freak that "had been pushed to far." Seriously I can't decide whose voice is cooler this old school preview guy or Richard Crenna. "Don't forget one thing.....a good supply of body bags."

I'm Just Sayin'

Man that April O'Neill is one nice piece of aasssshhhh...actually not at all but you're right our fanaticism allowed for bad choices to be made. Remember this bad ass track?

GCOTD: Ben Affleck

I just watched Bigger, Faster, Stronger last night. I highly recommend my Jackals to check this joint out. Very funny and very good. Point/counter point on the whole Roids in America craze.

As a bonus it reminded me of this classic clip of Ben Affleck losing his shit in a big way from that old HBO family special. Too freaking funny. Sort of like a PG -13 version of the Jesse Spano, "I'm So Excited" saved by the bell meltdown. Enjoy.

Friday Hottie: Vintage Chicks - Jenny McCarthy

I remember a time when Hollywood used to have a thing called hot chicks.  They didn't do anything except be hot.  Now we have all these broads trying to talk, act in movies, even provide opinions about things.  (excluding Megan Fox, she seems to understand that the less she says the better.)  

But, I have been racking my brain trying to think of someone to use as the Friday Hot chick, and I can't think of anyone current so I am going back to a simpler time when dumb hot chicks were just that dumb and hot.

I had this poster on my wall back in middle school.  Actually I had all four of these posters on my wall. 

Is it just me or is she a hotter version of someone we went to high school with? (This someone broke up with her to make out with Schubert's farm animals...rhymes with Mavisphere.) 

I have to say looking at these now she is not all that hot but I guess at 13 I would have had different standards.  Plus now she is married to Jim Carrey who is as unfunny as she is now un-hot. Getting old blows.