Caps are so awesome I just shit my pants

Seriously these guys are fucking insane. They are fucking teams up left and right. It feels so good to have a home team that doesn't suck ass. The Maple Leafs are in the midst of a caps given bitch slap and it is quite enjoyable to watch albeit on highlights through NHL network. Apparently the Maple Leafs' history is of Protestant British descent so fuck them times 1,000,000,000,000,000. Fuck yo couch Maple Leafs!

Ball DEEP Stream of Conscienceness Post: Uhh...Oveckin and Tubby look alot alike

Hockey is the only sport the MD/VA area has any postseason hopes in so I thought now was an appropriate time to mention how much Tubby time and Alex Ovechkin look alike.... I'm just sayin'...
Not sure what happened to Tubby Time. Haven't seen the guy since he was in my wedding. (I admit 10 groomsmen was excessive.) Dude fell off the face of the earth and shit. So if you're out there Tubby, blow a jackal up.
Subsequently, Ovechkin also looks exactly like Richard Kiel, the dude from the old Bond movie:

and more notably Happy Gilmore:


I watched some of the hockey game last night, and I have to admit, last night's game was pretty boring because they were so good. That is a good problem to have in my estimation. I am hanging in there with the hockey thing to see where this thing goes. Because without a home team to root for, it is going to be a long winter in the Northeast.

By the way did you see the Jay-Z game opening entertainment last night? What a fucking disaster. Rap straight up sucks balls these days.

Man I really hate New York and New Yorkers...