Cart Before the Horse: JaMarcus Russell

Whoops.

Go To Sleep: Brett Favre

 Go to fucking asleep, Brett Favre.

GCOTD: Shaun Smith

Can any jackal step forward and let me know how this is even possible in the NFL? Cheap shots are straight clone to begin with, but cheap shots involving male reproductive organs are tops on the list of gay clone behavior. This guy needs a trip to Cafe Paree to get the old Voicemail treatment. Or maybe Club Supersexxxe...

GCOTD: S. Moss

"I ain't got nothing to do with nothing that ain't about me." -Santana Moss's reply to allegations of HGH injections from rehab doctor (same Doc that juiced Gay-Rod)

Well stated Santana…what is that a quadruple negative. Didn’t even know that was possible.

And just when things were going so well sans fat albert drama. I still love Moss, dude's a beast and now we know why. It is just now I have to go and get another jersey.

Quite possibly the funniest thing Pontius has ever said in response to my jersey dilemma:
"It's a pain I'm sure Nuggets knows all too well. Weird feeling, like burying a hamster, you kinda care, you're kinda pissed, and you think twice about buying another one. But in the end you always do. Well... I fed hamsters to the gigantic snake we had growing up so I always had to buy another one, but, you get my point."

Keep Fuckin that Chicken: LT

Actually dont fuck anything...you freaking dirtbag.

Go asleep Giants "great".
15 ta life balleevee it!