HOOOWWWWWLLLLL!!!!!

I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and girls, let's try it again

If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!

Now give me my fucking Capitals hat....God damn you NFLshop....god DAMN you!

I'll learn you bitches!

PS in case you can't read the picture:
"Crosby is a crybaby bitch...HHHHHOOOWWWLLLLL!!!!....Go Caps....SHITTSBURG"  Thanks for the idea Babyface.

Hope these fools get bitchslapped on NBC next Sunday.  

For those Jackals who don't like to combine awesome with awesomeness

I like T&A with my sports viewing and beverage consumption. In my opinion it part of what makes football so 'Merican and awesome. Some jackals (or clones?) however don't see the need for having a little visual entertainment for the 4,001 commercial breaks during a sporting event while not in beverage or bathroom lines. But some of those individuals happen to think that the clone pictured above is not GAF. Head I 100% agree that some things sexually related have no business being in football. I'm just sayin'

Fuck NY

I found a good reason to have a kid.  Among all of the many other things that make it awesome to be the dad of a future jackalette, being a father allows for an early exit from a holiday party where the majority of participants reside in either in "Bro"boken, NJ or Strong Island, NY.  No football, no quality beverages no hot women, no decent food, etc., etc.

Being a father gets you out of parties with a bunch of Long Island guidos talking about "da giants" and "mootzarell" and " da Bronx Bombas worll champs".  Seriously fuck NY all "7" boroughs.  Fuck the wannabe rich fucks of Long Island, Fuck the yuppie hipster Brooklynites, fuck the my shit don't stink and I wear Brooks Brothers Manhattanites, fuck the suburban sprawl Queens, fuck da home of da Yankees Bronx, fuck Staten Island NYs landfill, and most of all fuck the entire state of NJ,  Parasite on a giant fucking douchebag's ass.  Please someone throw Ball DEEP a life jacket because a jackal be drowning in GAFness up in dis bitch.

BD2 out.

Over the line

Here is this post.

Here is the line _______

Let's be honest... the den has been soft this week.  My posts in particular.  Let's step it up Jackals.

UNF son!