Get Yo Vapor on and Watch this Shit!!!

This motherfucker is Jackal of the Goddamn year!

If you ain't seen his shit yet you are a motherfucking clone!

Goddamn fool knows his way around a motherfucking bicycle and that shit is for sure.

And let me add a motherfucker fo you ignorant Jackals.

A 2 The K

I know Cypress wrote this shit just for me.

Just in case any of you shitknockers out in Jackal Land were wondering, one BHMF made it back home safely.

4,317 hard earned miles, one trailer tire blew out 3000 miles into the trip while going 70 mph down the highway, but I heard it blow so I slowed down before things went astray. Had to wait 4 hours in Whitehorse to get another spare which sucked, but all in all just making it home in one piece feels like quite an accomplishment.

Our driveway is a fucking mess though, had a lot of rain while we were away which makes things awful muddy. Was hoping the road was dry, but no luck there. Drove the pickup down the road to unload things and almost got stuck in like three different places. Thus is life in the swamplands of Glennallen. Ah Home sweet Home...........

Stories of Jackaldom: Bulletproof Italian

Darco Sangermano is one lucky fucking jackal. After getting awesome with his lady friend on New Year's Eve, main man took a .22 to the dome piece. It wasn't a turf war, but random gunfire meant to ring in the new year, clearly not intended to get lodged behind a jackals ocular caverns. Removing the bullet didn't take surgery, though, just a good old fashioned Gesundheit.