KFTC: Fat Shoplifters

A sheriff’s deputy arrived and asked Perkins to put her hands behind her back, but she “cursed at the deputy, balled her right hand into a fist and took a fighting stance...”

KFTC: Exploding Grow House

Talk about kickin' ninjas while they're down. Here's the same story brought to by two smokin' hot hispanic news anchors. Patrick Massaquoi sounds a little guilty at 01:20. "They were growing pot in there?"

Aw Shit: VT-MD Tomorrow Night

Ain't but 24 hours before Boris gets off work and Jackals start heading my way for VT/MD Jackalry Part II. And resident expert Ken Pomeroy is predicting a tight finish. Terps be out for redemption, Hokies be seeking their dance ticket. And college bitches just don't know what's coming their way from golf country down south. Good times and awesome will be gotten by all...

P.S. Jeff Allen got a little freaky on the Yellow Jackets yesterday (as he has been to pretty much everyone lately) - The Key Play has the GIFs.