Showing posts with label regurgitated hollywood shit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label regurgitated hollywood shit. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

GCOTD Movie Edition: Cop Out

So it is possible to have a movie trailer composed entirely of famous quotes from other movies that DON'T completely suck ass.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Fuck this shit: Legion,

I'd like to introduce a new segment called "Fuck this shit".  Basically exactly the same sentiments expressed in the GCOTD except it relates to a place or thing versus a person.  

Today's installment is about the latest shit nugget from Hollywood's anus, the new movie "Legion".  Don't waste your time watching the youtube clip chances are unfortunately you have seen it before in some other shitty form.  CGI, unscary kids, religious overtones, armageddon theme, shitty acting, Dennis Quaid, Tyrese, explosions, etc. etc. It is all bullshit. Please join in the movement of refusing to watch this refuse and hopefully it will go away or at least be made in another language so that Americans will be unable to watch it because they will have to read.



Think I am exaggerating?

Here are just a few more examples of how fucking shitty movies are these days.

I blame all this shit on video gamers...ya bastards. "Dude District 9 on Xbox is gonna be sick bro!"

Monday, October 5, 2009

GCOTD: Vince Vaughn



I feel pretty bad for all you jackals out there who will be dragged to this douchebag's new movie by your wife or significant other. "Swingers" was a great film and the second one of your jackals starts doubting himself, he'd do well to be told that he's money and he doesn't know it. Heather Graham was so hot in that movie. Way too hot for John Favreau, but that's Hollywood isn't it? However, despite the Double V's excellent character and priceless improv in the diner scene "there's my special lady, nothing but smiles for me" or "I'm the asshole" or "'cause you're growns up and you're growns up and you're growns up", his descent into douchebaggery has been well documented. "Old School" was pretty awesome too, but it seems like they threw it together way too fast, as funny as old school was, it fell very short of its potential. Ever since that movie, Vince Vaughn plays the same character, with the same voice, delivery, one-liners. Yes, that is still John Favreau in the supporting actor role. Please, jackals, find a way to sit this one out.