Showing posts with label Fuck the Yankees. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fuck the Yankees. Show all posts

Thursday, October 11, 2012

ESPN Sucks


Someone tell me why this fat fuck gets any job, much less a job on a sports network. Not only is he a gigantic fat ass, with no athletic experience or expertise, he is not funny. This reminds me of a microcosm of American politics. The fact that he can and does helps me understand how Mitt Romney is remotely a possibility for the next president of the United States of America.

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Keeping It Jackal: Buck Showalter

"Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." - Vincent van Gogh




Once upon a time the New York Yankees were in need of a manager. They thought Buck would come back to their ass castle for an insane amount of money just like every other douchebag they buy a set of pinstripes for. Little did they know they were dealing with a man of integrity and hard work, the cornerstones of any successful franchise. They wanted more of the same, Buck was hoping for a challenge. Enter the Woerioles, Major League Baseball's retarded, red-headed, pimple/freckle-faced fat kid in the cellar. After failing to reach the 70-win plateau a season ago and 15 years below .500, the bad birds of Baltimore are bound for the Bronx in a series tied at a game a piece. Showalter has yet to flinch. This improbable turn of events is probably exactly what he envisioned in his big beautiful brain. Let me get some magic, hon.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

JOTD: Buck Showalter

"The first time we went to Yankee Stadium, I screamed at Derek Jeter from the dugout," Showalter told the magazine, according to the Bergen Record. "Our guys are thinking, 'Wow, he's screaming at Derek Jeter.' Well, he's always jumping back from balls just off the plate. I know how many calls that team gets -- and yes, he [ticks] me off."




"I'd like to see how smart Theo Epstein is with the Tampa Bay [Rays] payroll," Showalter told Men's Journal, according to the Record. "You got Carl Crawford 'cause you paid more than anyone else, and that's what makes you smarter? That's why I like whipping their butt. It's great, knowing those guys with the $205 million payroll are saying, 'How the hell are they beating us?' "




Shout out to Ol' Filthy for the link...

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

GCOTD: Texiera


This is what happens Larry...when you fuck...a stranger...in the ass Larry......this is what happens.....this is what happens...this is what happens....when you fuck...a stranger...in the ass Larry.

The only version I could find on shitty ass you tube plagued by assholes


this is sort of funny actually even if it is viral marketing

Monday, March 8, 2010

Jackal Come Lately: O's to .500?


Wouldn't this be something? Still, I contend it's an exercise in futility as long as you suit up with this gay ass logo. Angelos, bring back the cartoon bird and the knee high orange socks before I take a crap and fling it on your wanna-be cousin(or whatever my cousin's husband claims he is to you)'s front door. Possibly breaking even, how far out does that put us for making the playoffs? Seven years? I'll take it.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Fuck NY


I found a good reason to have a kid.  Among all of the many other things that make it awesome to be the dad of a future jackalette, being a father allows for an early exit from a holiday party where the majority of participants reside in either in "Bro"boken, NJ or Strong Island, NY.  No football, no quality beverages no hot women, no decent food, etc., etc.


Being a father gets you out of parties with a bunch of Long Island guidos talking about "da giants" and "mootzarell" and " da Bronx Bombas worll champs".  Seriously fuck NY all "7" boroughs.  Fuck the wannabe rich fucks of Long Island, Fuck the yuppie hipster Brooklynites, fuck the my shit don't stink and I wear Brooks Brothers Manhattanites, fuck the suburban sprawl Queens, fuck da home of da Yankees Bronx, fuck Staten Island NYs landfill, and most of all fuck the entire state of NJ,  Parasite on a giant fucking douchebag's ass.  Please someone throw Ball DEEP a life jacket because a jackal be drowning in GAFness up in dis bitch.

BD2 out.

Friday, October 30, 2009

Ball DEEP Stream of Conscienceness Post: Uhh...Oveckin and Tubby look alot alike

Hockey is the only sport the MD/VA area has any postseason hopes in so I thought now was an appropriate time to mention how much Tubby time and Alex Ovechkin look alike.... I'm just sayin'...
Not sure what happened to Tubby Time. Haven't seen the guy since he was in my wedding. (I admit 10 groomsmen was excessive.) Dude fell off the face of the earth and shit. So if you're out there Tubby, blow a jackal up.
Subsequently, Ovechkin also looks exactly like Richard Kiel, the dude from the old Bond movie:

and more notably Happy Gilmore:


I watched some of the hockey game last night, and I have to admit, last night's game was pretty boring because they were so good. That is a good problem to have in my estimation. I am hanging in there with the hockey thing to see where this thing goes. Because without a home team to root for, it is going to be a long winter in the Northeast.

By the way did you see the Jay-Z game opening entertainment last night? What a fucking disaster. Rap straight up sucks balls these days.



Man I really hate New York and New Yorkers...

Thursday, October 29, 2009

JOTD: Cliff Lee



“Not nervous at all,” he said, before pausing and adding: “It’s been a long time since I’ve been nervous playing this game. It’s what I’ve been doing my whole life. I put all the work in. You do everything you need to do to prepare, and I try not to leave anything to chance. So what’s the point in being nervous? I’ve already done the work. It’s game time. Time to go out there and have fun and execute and let your skills take over.”




GO TO SLEEP!


Tuesday, October 27, 2009

The Most Annoying People in Sports

One thing that I'm growing more and more irritated about is fans who complain incessantly about a player or coach on their team who is actually very good.

I'm probably particularly sensitized to this issue because I spent my first couple years in North Carolina hearing NC State fans gripe that Herb Sendek sucked and they needed to get a new coach. When you complain about a coach like Sendek, who had one losing season in 10 years and taken the school to five consecutive NCAA tournaments, you're essentially demanding someone who is going to put together a consistent championship contender - a Williams, Pitino, Krzyzewski, Calipari, Izzo, etc. There are not many of those guys, and it is insane to jettison a consistent top-25 coach because, as Maryland fans know, sometimes coaches make that jump from Sweet 16 to Final Four.

Fortunately, NCSU fans got what they wanted and, largely because of the incessant criticism, Sendek skipped town in 2006 for Arizona State. Now he's taken that once-moribound program to an NCAA berth. Meanwhile, his successor, Sidney Lowe was the talk of the town after getting State to the ACC Tournament championship in his first year, is facing being run out of town after this, his third year. Does anyone think they'll have better luck finding a good coach this time around, given their treatment of their last two coaches? Good luck with that.

A couple other examples:
  • Terrelle Pryor. This kid, 6'6" and fast, was the top overall recruit in the country two years ago, compared at times to Vince Young and LeBron James. And Ohio State fans are talking about benching him halfway through his sophomore year. With virtually no one on the depth chart behind him. Yes, he was relatively effective last year as a true freshman, and has regressed somewhat this year. But he's also still a true sophomore, and the running game around him this year has not been at all productive. When you have a talent like this, you keep running him out there and build for next year and the year after. You do not complain if an athletic quarterback is ineffective passing in his second year (Vince Young's TD/Int ratio was 18:18 after his sophomore season). Grow up, fuckers - I know a lot of other teams in the country that would like to have him (though I'm pretty happy with my QB right now).
  • A-Rod. This is the king of them all. No matter how obnoxious (or not) he might be off the field, he's one of the top 5 players in the game, and Yankees fans, based on a handful of at-bats, have been cursing him for years. The frustrating thing about this one is that now those same losers are cheering him like crazy as he leads his team to the World Series. And if he goes 2-12 and the Yankees lose, they'll all be cursing him again. I hate those fuckers. (David Wright is a similar situation.)
To summarize: Sports fans need to appreciate what they have when they've got something good. If you're a Redskins or Terps football or Orioles fan (more circa 2005 than now), complain away - you have every right. But if you're sick of being good but not great, think of these suffering Jackals and keep your frustrations to yourself.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Seriously....fuck the Yankees

Man I hope the Angels get out of this game.  The thought of having to hear about the Yankees for one more day on top of hearing about the fucking Giants every freaking ten minutes makes a jackal want to break fools dome pieces.  Go fuck yourself NY.  I know Voicemail was touching on this the other night but what are these guys in a douchebag contest or something.  AJ Burnett = Guy that blows dudes


Oh great as I am writing this the Yankees just tied it up...