Friday Hottie: Interactive Skanks

fuckin' skanks.

Jackal of the Day: Me

NJ, I own you. Give me traffic, flooding, rain, stupid people, shitheads with bad haircuts, soccer moms on cell phones,  Jersey Shore TV shows, pollution, toxic air, toxic water, and the list goes on but you will not take my jackalness! Respect thy gangsta at all times and at all costs! Feel my fury!!!!

BLABAHHRRARRRAHAHHRHARHRHARRRAHH!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY JACKALNESS! PLEASE BAALLEEEVE ME!

GO THE FUCK TO ASLEEEEEEPPPPPP!!!!

HHHHHHOOOOOWWWWWWWWLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS fuck you Google Blogger piece of crap website thingy for wasting a half hour of my life not letting me load my hilarious video, which makes this post make no sense.. Great work....fags

Thank you Head and SS for pointing this out to me...fags

Funny shit...this Hipster blog guy

I listen to this guy's special on Sirius XMU (indie rock station) every Monday where he keeps me up to date with what is cool so I fit in with others and stay hip and I find him hilarious as fuck. Especially this observation about energy drinks.

Hilarious as fuck