Go To Sleep: Pittsburgh Penguins

Is somebody preparing for a new career without shots to the head? What a little bitch. Suck one, Crysby!

Karma Is A Bitch: Matt Cooke

Well maybe some more inconsistency and line up changes are what the Penguins need heading into a playoff run. One thing is certain, Cooke's reputation as a head hunter and a dirty player has caught up with him. I guess you don't get the same favorable calls when Sadney doesn't lace up the blades.

Keeping It Jackal: Caps

Caps? Is that you? What a difference a year makes. Force OT and score 40 seconds in? I'm accustomed to watching that, but not emerging victorious. Activate Holtby from the Bears and watch him stop 24 straight Lightning shots in relief of Neuvy, who has been absolutely killin' crackas? Force OT again, 2 nights in a row, and win a shootout? No clone on display with these Capitals. JAF they are. Two problems still remain: 1) home ice needs to feel that way 2) power play is slacking, but getting Green back might time it up perfect for a playoff run. Any thoughts, jackals?

Keeping It Jackal: Hockey

T-Large, good looking out on this one. BD two times is gonna shit himself. Unless, as SS pointed out, I'm getting the much maligned double post on.

Booabbaay Blue Bitches

Somehow, the Redskins are leading the NFC East and all is well in football land....for now. Just as a hedge, not that I need a hedge because the Skins will beat that ass this season (SS and the rest of the NFC scrimps up in the Den), I have been paying close attention to early hockey season awesomeness. I witnessed my first sight of a whole lot of suck when the Penguins decided to rock the baby blues tonight. Holy fuck, may that asshole who sent me that Pens tshirt last year, may he rot in hell.

Awesome shit: Minor league hockey brawl

The finer points of this newly discovered sport for BDtwice...

(check out the incidental jacking of the ref)


if you care the story behind the punching

This one is much better:

The Urination Habits of Sports Fans

Apparently a lot of Canadians were unwilling to take a piss during play of the gold medal hockey game last weekend:

Awesome.

USA USA USA

Eat UNF Shittsburg!!

You may recall a certain Shittsburg powder blue t-shirt incident a few weeks back. BallDEEP was in a bad way and to cap it all off, some little maulfucker at NHLShop thought it might be cute to send me, a newly appointed Caps fan and hockey aficionado (an perhaps more importantly...a jackal), an arch rival's garb as a form of comedic relief for their sorry existence.

Well Mr. NHLShop employee, the joke is on you my friend. You see...not only do I now have said Caps related apparel, but the now disgraced powder blue shitrag you sent me has been returned to you in exchange for my $17.97 I originally paid you.

Imagine employee standing in disbelief staring at the $18 in his hand and destroyed t-shirt *EDIT (packaging...dick) in the other right now...now imagine me grabbing in an aggressive manner and exclaming "Yoink!"

Dear Mr. BallDEEP:

Thank you for shopping at Shop.NHL.com, The Official Shop of the NHL.
Your business is important to us.

We have processed your return and issued credit for order XXX-XXX, which
includes the following item(s):

Item: XXXX
Description: UNF'd T-shirt for our bitch ass

Quantity: 1- @ $ 17.97

Sub-Total: $ 17.97-
Total Credit: $ 17.97-

You sir, have been served.

JOTD: Ovechkin

Oh so wittle Bruins pwayer Boychuk wikes to twy and check AO??

How you like dem apples, bitch!?!?!

Hockey: Whitest sport ever

Rap rock? Really? I am trying my best to cover up the z28 driving mullet wearin', molson original drinkin', truth about hockey fans but this doesn't make it any easier. I will still be watching tonight however, GO CAPS!!

That'll Teach you to Run!!!

How did I go 30 years on this planet without realizing how awesome hockey is? Granted these are some B league eastbumblefuck teams but check out the announcer in this video.



The back story makes it much more hilarious, but I love how fired up the announcer gets. I will be keeping an eye out for a new video from tonight's game on yahoo's puck daddy tomorrow. I keep a jackal posted if there is more gold to be viewed.

Do not fuck with Ken Carroll....In the meantime, Go Caps.