Defend This: Toy Store Jerkoff (literally)

Alright, Head. You and your legal savvy going to come to this guy's defense? Just kidding, they're not comparable, but they are both going to lose their job.

Go Fuck Yourself: Derek Fenton

This is far beyond Gay Clone of the Day. This guy is a fuckin' idiot, had a shitty job and now he's really fucked. Hey, Derek, I like my McDonald's 1/4 pounder without pickles alright? Just kidding, I don't eat at McDonald's. That midsection leads me to believe you do. Go Fuck Yourself!