Showing posts with label internet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label internet. Show all posts

Friday, June 19, 2009

Reason 1001 Why Sports Fans Don't Give a Fuck About Cheerleaders

Men in this day and age have a thing called the internet* on which they can see as hot as they like women in whatever stage of dress (or not) that they want. In fact, it is the very same apparatus on which you're reading this blog post!

So they don't need to select the sports they watch because some half-decent looking bitch is babbling on the sideline or dancing and making retarded faces when they come back from commercial break. As far as I'm concerned, these hos can just go away.

In fact, IF I have a weird fetish for sideline reporters or cheerleaders and I would like to see them, the internet has me covered there, as well. Only then I can find Erin Andrews or an NFL cheerleader looking much better than they do on TV. Or, hell, even naked! Tico, feel free to provide more and better examples in the comments.

Remember when we all watched Super Bowl XXXI together and there were a bunch of dumb bitches talking about how hot Brett Favre looked? Yeah, saying you watch sports for the cheerleaders is basically the same thing. Gay Clone Ass Shit...

*Internet now with Porn Mode!