Showing posts with label the genesis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the genesis. Show all posts

Thursday, June 11, 2009

What's More Jackal?

The first installment in a new feature in the Den What's More Jackal? I won't even explain the premise.

As we continue my never ending debate with T-Cramps and Fusilli Dick I would like to enter into evidence two exhibits. These exhibits demonstrate what people are known to do when they here certain music.

Exhibit A

Feats of athletic prowess, on beat dancing, stunts involving giant bear traps, howling.

Exhibit B

Off beat dancing, people standing around looking bored, some gay arm flapping.

So the question posed to the jury is simple: What's More Jackal?



Friday, June 5, 2009

It Was Written . . .

From: VoiceMail
To: Ball Deep, ScarShoulders
Date Mon, Dec 17, 2007 at 9:23 PM
Subject: this is it
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In jackal society the social unit is that of a monogamous pair which defends its territory from other pairs. These territories are defended by vigorously chasing intruding rivals and marking landmarks around the territory with urine and feces.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackal

From: ScarShoulders
To: Ball Deep, VoiceMail
Date Tue, Dec 18, 2007 at 9:25 AM
Subject: Re: this is it
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They are nocturnal, most active at dawn and dusk.
HAAAAAYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Ball Deep
To: ScarShoulders, VoiceMail
Date Tue, Dec 18, 2007 at 9:44 AM
Subject: Re: this is it
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That's right...

Stay off our territory!!! Woof Woof....

Giants fans are chumps!

From: ScarShoulders
To: Ball Deep, VoiceMail
Date Tue, Dec 18, 2007 at 10:10 AM
Subject: Re: this is it
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i'm gonna go feces up fed ex field on my lunch break.

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From: Ball Deep
To: ScarShoulders, VoiceMail
Date Wed, Dec 19, 2007 at 3:11 PM
Subject: Jackals Holla
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From: ScarShoulders
To: Ball Deep, VoiceMail
Date Wed, Dec 19, 2007 at 3:17 PM
Subject: Re: Jackals Holla
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HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: ScarShoulders
To: Ball Deep, VoiceMail
Date Wed, Dec 19, 2007 at 3:37 PM
Subject: Re: Jackals Holla
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watch your back lions we on the prowl!

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From: VoiceMail
To: Ball Deep, ScarShoulders
Date Wed, Dec 19, 2007 at 8:44 PM
Subject: Re: Jackals Holla
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Seriously badass

From: Ball Deep
To: ScarShoulders, VoiceMail, Head, Poppa Woppa, Boogers, Brown Dogg
Date Thu, Dec 20, 2007 at 10:53 AM
Subject: Re: Jackals Holla
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funniest website ever.

http://www.draconika.com/types.php

From: ScarShoulders
To: Ball Deep, VoiceMail, Head, Poppa Woppa, Boogers, Brown Dogg
Date Thu, Dec 20, 2007 at 10:57 AM
Subject: Re: Jackals Holla
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That shit is racist yo! Why's the black dragon gotta be "vile, evil tempered, and obsessed with death. They live in fetid, swampy habitats. They find comfort in the sickening-sweet aroma of drowned, rotting carcasses."?????

Fuck dragons. A Jackal would eat the shit outta a wack ass dragon.

HOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Cheeseburger, extttraaaaaaa baaaaaaacoooooonnnnnnnn

From: VoiceMail
To: Ball Deep, ScarShoulders, Head, Poppa Woppa, Boogers, Brown Dogg
Date Thu, Dec 20, 2007 at 10:59 AM
Subject: Re: Jackals Holla
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wtf, how did you find this? NERDS

Jackals unite! Howwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlllllllllllllllllllll, I will claim dragon territory with my urine and feces.