Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food. All the chitlins... All the pig's feet... All the collard greens... All the hog maws. I wanna eat them chitlins... I like pigs feet.

I told that wigger ass dog he was a golden and not a black lab.

Okay, we know bears shit in the woods, but what about a pool?

???Questions you must ask???

How come it still snows and gets cold if Global warming is true?

This picture was taken this morning. Seven inches of Mother Natures pure white cocaine. BHMF says bring it on. BHMF loves snow. BHMF doesn't pray, except perhaps when it comes to the weather. He prays to the weather gods. And George Carlin's Sun God is the supreme being in that aspect. He is God almighty, and don't you forget it.

Only in Alaska.......

.......BHMF (unlike Mr. Colbert) loves himself some bears........all kinds too............he's held two live baby black bears in his hands (wanted to keep them as pets, maybe next time)........he's been face to face with a Grizzly (only once)........ BHMF's dog Dusty has been in a tooth and fur rumble with a medium size black bear in front of BHMF's very own eyes and when Dusty was done with him the bear was cowering 40 feet up the tree......BHMF has feasted on black bear flesh on multiple occasions and enjoyed every damn bite but today he got to peep his eyes on the Great White.......

Man these can be some scary fuckers.....they will hunt and stalk a human......heard they are having trouble coping with Global Warming, running out of ice, having to make long swims and shit.....I wish them the best..........too bad this poor guy didn't make it.......but A Jackal has got to be nimble and this 'ol dude (for whatever reason) got that message a little late....... Anyways enjoy........and BHMF has not forgotten his promise on the upping of the philosophical ante.......all in due time........patience my Jackals......patience.....