Fee Fi Fo Fuck Yo' Shit!

Jackals Den is fixin' for a Renaissance, bitch. The Den's been sleepier than BabyFace's hippie drummer buddies after partying every night and getting awesome and some degree, it's not certain which, of wet dick getting. In more recent JackalNews, Rusty T. has been showing up some veterans around the Den. Pontius' Senior was pretty awesome on H Street last weekend. It's quite possible BMR & SS got a glimpse of the elusive non-profit vixen that's making a volunteer out of Pontius. SS scored a double introduction, which is almost unheard of. Ball Deep is gettin' Jersey Shore on a bitch. Not much from him, but I'm willing to bet Madolo and Donnie Darko are holdin' down the Windjammer. Let's turn our short attention span toward the one we call Voicemail. This past weekend saw the first chink in his armor. Dude denied awesome getters, namely one of the poorest attended housewarming parties in millenia for a Natinals game with his future mother-in-law. The following night, VM shot down a backyard BBQ, then proceeded to textvite ninjas to roll through HIS dojo and asked THEM to bring the sake. Now the BBQ was quite marriage-laden and wrapped up madd early, but still. Miller and I proceeded to Hooters(you would think this place is jackal, but it comes across as artificial jackaldom in practice) and watched the UFC. Head, The Wiz, sorry to hear about your gay genes.

What Voicemall and I Did When We Got 130 cans of Rooster

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rZ9wAhEuf4


Is going around the College Park campus, scouring through trash for free coupons for Rooster (snuff tobacco, for the uninitiated) , and then returning to our dorms with 4 logs (10 cans per log) each awesome, or just plain ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja wutanging joints ninja? Or is the fact that we got them in the fall, and by spring break, they were all gone the awesome part? Maybe it was making Scar Shouldaz ride the Rooster every time he got wasted, and every time that ninja ninja bo-binja fe fi foe ninja yakked!

Either way, thank you whoever the fuck that ninja ninja ninja salami ninja was that decided giving free cans of snuff to college students was a good idea, because it sure as shit was.

LIFE Gay clones: Referees

Can you imagine the ladders it is to climb to go up to refeere any sport?

The time, the shit, 20 or 30 years of refeering...for what? For some autographs and shit? NAH DUDE, motherfuckers are there to make sure you don't cover that shit.

We need to *take care* of these guys, a couple of refs go missing and they'll be scared straight.

p.s. And NO I am not fucking putting up pictures of any fat fuck refeeres...alive anyway