JOTD: Crazy Pat and Mikey

These ninjas are retarded. They invite me out to watch football on Sunday and next thing you know we have a $500 bar tab and 2 of the 5 people that came with us are cut off by the bartender. Mikey did the Dougie and not once was music playing in the bar. Never ever have I ever been around two Jackals so capable of dumb shenanigans that weren't Boogers McRib and myself. I didn't even mention that fact they introduced me to this awesome website/service. JTFC. Howl.

JOTD: Crazy Pat

Friday night I was out and about doing my thing... Drink a beer here, holler shorty there, say what's up to the DJ, get a bunch of random people to all come out to the same place, cut some rug with BMR, you know, the usual... And then I started to attempt to make a mistake that would drastically alter the landscape of the Universe as I know it. Details cannot be discussed on the interweb but I must publicly thank Crazy Pat for protecting me from myself EVEN THOUGH he would have had about 10,000,000 laughs at my expense if I continued down the path I was considering. Thank you sir for holding a Jackal down. Seriously.

And double seriously we WILL NOT DISCUSS DETAILS OF THIS ON THE DEN. I will go Scar Saddam on your asses. Offline we can laugh about it a ton though.

Jackal Precaution: Rednecks+Sunday Funday=Ammo

Rednecks can't handle drinking on a Sunday, whether it's a big screen or an African Gray Parrot.

Here's hoping your Super Bowl party is 'redneck-free'. OBD, just curious, what are your plans?

KOTJ Birthday Recap

Knock knock.

Who's there?

9/11.

9/11 who?

I thought you said you'd never forget...

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Little boy blue.

Little Boy Blue who?

Michael Jackson!

Wizards was played. Awesome was gotten. Jameson was drank. and then . . . .

King of the Jungle went . . .

GCOTD: Big Ben

It would not be the NFL without some offseason Legal trouble. What a moron. Remember a few years ago with this dickhead crashed his motorcycle without a helmet? Seriously Big Ben, your a douche.

So let me get this straight, so if you pay someone millions of dollars to play a kids game and allow them to glide through school and life and then expect them not a be retard they will be one anyway?