How to tell you are the boss

You know when you know you have made it? You have reached the pinnacle of all things?
(No, not buying that "I am #1 hat") is when you are in your own office and you can just FART the shit out of your own office and people come and have to smell your feces entering their nostrils and SMILE....

YES BITCH SMILE AND SMELL MY SHIT!

Jackal's Day In Court: Eleven Months Later

Almost a year later and DC Superior Court finally ruled that the security deposit plus interests and court costs are due to Mr. McRib, attorney at law. We learned two things here, kids:

1) If you're renovating and renting without regard for permits, licenses and general building code, return your tenant's security deposit

2) If you're taking an old landlord to court, make sure said landlord HAS money

While there was a moral victory to be had, that shit don't pay bills. Don't sleep.