JOTD; Chris Davis

What can this guy not do?

Seriously, Bud Selig, a little YouTubes never hurt nobody. You wonder why every little kid in America doesn't want to play baseball? You're a douche. Your league is douche-esque. No salary cap? Rings for sale? Fuck the Yankees and fuck you.

GCOTD: Jim Joyce

Nice mustache, fag! Major league baseball is fuckin' gay anyway, but this guy really fucked up.

Jackal Come Lately: O's to .500?

Wouldn't this be something? Still, I contend it's an exercise in futility as long as you suit up with this gay ass logo. Angelos, bring back the cartoon bird and the knee high orange socks before I take a crap and fling it on your wanna-be cousin(or whatever my cousin's husband claims he is to you)'s front door. Possibly breaking even, how far out does that put us for making the playoffs? Seven years? I'll take it.

VoiceMails MLB Clone

The resemblance is uncanny when VM lets his Stachehower flow... I'm just saying...

Jackal Advice: Bud Selig/Peter Angelos

Earl Weaver would appreciate it if you would go the fuck asleep.

Hey, you Greek fuck! Whenever you're ready, I'd like to enjoy baseball again. Selig, the MLB is rotten and stinks to high fuckin' hell. I'm ready to take a wrecking ball to the whole organization. Close the book on steroids. Come up with a fucking salary cap. As a personal request, P-Ange, would you bury this Orioles logo beneath your dead grandmother?  

Bring back some of these guys:

Honestly, look at that jackal ass Oriole. He's not even smiling like most mascots, but rather grinning devilishly as he puts ninjas to sleep with a piece of lumber.