KFTC: Miami Heat Fans

This shit is really fucking stupid. How are you going to have such little faith in "your" team? You really need to resort to black magic and voodoo because LeBron ain't the Chosen One. I'd "choose" Dwayne Wade over that bama any day of the week. Go get 'em, Dirk! Do we have to wait until Sunday again? Oh yeah and I just saw this. Karma can be a total bitch sometimes.

Boogerdamus: Boogerdamus' Predictions Be A Year Early and Shit

 Boogerdamus was chompin' at the bit on this one.


Seriously though, OKC ran into a buzz saw.

GCOTD: The NBA

Pau Gasol +
female announcer on E(clone muthafuckas)SPN +
"I Will, I Will!" Under Armour commercials +
Ron Artest's hair +
Luke Walton +
Oklahoma Thunder?? +
Arena whiteout (clone ass Penguin's style) +
Kobe Bryant's tough guy stare =
The NBA sucks gay clone monkey balls

Come on really a chick fucking announcer??? Go to fucking asleep mother bitches!!!!