Boogerdamus: Caps Advance to Round 3

I know it to be so, because this mullet-clad ass clown predicted the Caps in the Stanely Cup Finals last year and we got bounced in the first round. He can go shove his mullet up Stamkos' ass. Go fuck yourself, B-Mel!

Go To Sleep: Pittsburgh Penguins

Is somebody preparing for a new career without shots to the head? What a little bitch. Suck one, Crysby!

Know Your Caps: Playoff Edition

Apples to Oranges: Crosby vs. Ovechkin

So this fag hurts his head and protests the regular season, sits out almost three months, cloning it up. The Caps practically beg Ovie to rest and what does he do? Sits out two games only to go right back the next week. Ovie will celebrate the same for a teammate's goal in the first period as he will his own overtime winner. History will decide who was better, but let's start by getting Ovie the Stanley Cup.

Meanwhile, you've got the Iranian government is disseminating the notion that the end times are upon us and we should be on the lookout for our god of choice, the "anti Christ" and other apocalyptic role players. I just hope those assholes don't interrupt the hockey.

Ovie's Back

Keeping It Jackal: Caps

Caps? Is that you? What a difference a year makes. Force OT and score 40 seconds in? I'm accustomed to watching that, but not emerging victorious. Activate Holtby from the Bears and watch him stop 24 straight Lightning shots in relief of Neuvy, who has been absolutely killin' crackas? Force OT again, 2 nights in a row, and win a shootout? No clone on display with these Capitals. JAF they are. Two problems still remain: 1) home ice needs to feel that way 2) power play is slacking, but getting Green back might time it up perfect for a playoff run. Any thoughts, jackals?

Keeping It Jackal: Ovie

News Flash: Caps Suck In OT

What the fuck, Varly? It's one man. Keep the biscuit out of the basket. Fuck.

We can't all be winners BMR......

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....................just take this guy for example. I mean he has a Scottie dog on his freakin' hat!!!! And what the fuck is stitched on his socks? Oh lord, the free world collectively sighs. If only I could reincarnate TJ and let him go Jackal on his pathetic ass, boy would I feel better!

DC v. BC

Granted Canada is GAF. Granted the Caps are the shit. My allegiance has never once wavered. All I said meant was if I was to have to pick a team from the west to play the Capitals in the Cup it would be Vancouver. I gained an appreciation for them in the Olympics when Kelser was rocking the shit for the Mericans. SS and Boogers you all gots to chill.

Matt Hendricks is a crazy mother fucker. I fucking love this guy. Caps may have lost but worry not my friends...this is our year.

Go Seahawks. McNabb is going to be a great quarterback. Ally McBeal is a good show. New Radicals are a good band. BD2 be on some bullshit...

Booabbaay Blue Bitches

Somehow, the Redskins are leading the NFC East and all is well in football land....for now. Just as a hedge, not that I need a hedge because the Skins will beat that ass this season (SS and the rest of the NFC scrimps up in the Den), I have been paying close attention to early hockey season awesomeness. I witnessed my first sight of a whole lot of suck when the Penguins decided to rock the baby blues tonight. Holy fuck, may that asshole who sent me that Pens tshirt last year, may he rot in hell.

History will repeat itself: 4/28/09 to 4/28/10 and it don't stop it just continya

JOTD: Mike Knuble

Park your ass in front of the net, get your grind on, and make me proud.

Lets go Caps!

Boogerdamus: The Return of the Gangster

Alright, what sucks about this prediction is I made it two months ago(quite jackal in its own right) but I made it to Pontius and some chick he was on a date with. The chick was really hot and she knew her hockey, but she was hating on our Russian something furious. I went out on a limb(at the time) and made the call. Pontius pretty much had to go along with it because CQQ99 got him a Varly jersey just weeks before Boogerdamus got his prediction on. Until he starts posting in the Den, you'll have to confirm this prediction with Pontius himself. Ba-leeve it.

Seriously, Caps, get the fuck out of this series, Philly is waiting.

Semin, quit being gay and get back to being jackal. Put one or two bitches asleep.

In other news, this prediction is going horribly wrong. At the hand of the clone ass Spurs, no less. Fuck the NBA.

Go to Fucking Asleep

Canadiens may want to review this

I'm Just Sayin': Dudes With Chicks' Names

I don't know about the rest of you jackals, but that jackal donning a #8 jersey for the Caps isn't afraid of a goalie with a chick's name. While it wasn't immediate ScarShoulderdamus material, it looks like ol' SS wasn't too far off, although he may be completely losing his shit at work this week. Dude went OBD on a email chain 'Reply All', accusing two jackals and one wayward jackal relative of incestual gay sex acts. The original Jackals' Den is a tough destination for a midweek awesome fest, I'm just sayin'.

That answers that

Caps/Shittsburg

Not to sound like a clone, but should the Caps try to sweep the Pens tonight or just not get anyone hurt? It seems like they should try not to get anyone hurt (like resting Green last night), but it would be sweet to see Crosby and the douche squad lose at home again, tonight.



Discuss...

PS - Fuck Duke.

PPS - NFC Beast 2010 Champs balleevve it!

Cannot be faded

Great sports night. 40 hours of work so far and it is only Wednesday

PS Duke's uniforms are GAF

PPS - I am watching Caps but the Canucks are on during the intermission so dont give me shit for having the wrong hockey game on.

PPPPSS - Work sucks balls

Eat UNF Shittsburg!!

You may recall a certain Shittsburg powder blue t-shirt incident a few weeks back. BallDEEP was in a bad way and to cap it all off, some little maulfucker at NHLShop thought it might be cute to send me, a newly appointed Caps fan and hockey aficionado (an perhaps more importantly...a jackal), an arch rival's garb as a form of comedic relief for their sorry existence.

Well Mr. NHLShop employee, the joke is on you my friend. You see...not only do I now have said Caps related apparel, but the now disgraced powder blue shitrag you sent me has been returned to you in exchange for my $17.97 I originally paid you.

Imagine employee standing in disbelief staring at the $18 in his hand and destroyed t-shirt *EDIT (packaging...dick) in the other right now...now imagine me grabbing in an aggressive manner and exclaming "Yoink!"

Dear Mr. BallDEEP:

Thank you for shopping at Shop.NHL.com, The Official Shop of the NHL.
Your business is important to us.

We have processed your return and issued credit for order XXX-XXX, which
includes the following item(s):

Item: XXXX
Description: UNF'd T-shirt for our bitch ass

Quantity: 1- @ $ 17.97

Sub-Total: $ 17.97-
Total Credit: $ 17.97-

You sir, have been served.