Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food. All the chitlins... All the pig's feet... All the collard greens... All the hog maws. I wanna eat them chitlins... I like pigs feet.

I told that wigger ass dog he was a golden and not a black lab.

???Questions you must ask???

How come it still snows and gets cold if Global warming is true?

This picture was taken this morning. Seven inches of Mother Natures pure white cocaine. BHMF says bring it on. BHMF loves snow. BHMF doesn't pray, except perhaps when it comes to the weather. He prays to the weather gods. And George Carlin's Sun God is the supreme being in that aspect. He is God almighty, and don't you forget it.

Tough loss for the Caps.....

.....so to cheer everyone up. Watch this video. Watch the whole thing. That's all I got ninja's.

A 2 The K

I know Cypress wrote this shit just for me.

Just in case any of you shitknockers out in Jackal Land were wondering, one BHMF made it back home safely.

4,317 hard earned miles, one trailer tire blew out 3000 miles into the trip while going 70 mph down the highway, but I heard it blow so I slowed down before things went astray. Had to wait 4 hours in Whitehorse to get another spare which sucked, but all in all just making it home in one piece feels like quite an accomplishment.

Our driveway is a fucking mess though, had a lot of rain while we were away which makes things awful muddy. Was hoping the road was dry, but no luck there. Drove the pickup down the road to unload things and almost got stuck in like three different places. Thus is life in the swamplands of Glennallen. Ah Home sweet Home...........

If You Gotta Go...

I guess I should be surprised? I'm willing to bet those Sherpas saw this coming. They were probably taking bets, over/under on the elevation that was gonna do this old jackal in. Gotta give him some DAP for going out in style though...

JOTD: Fred Mack

This cracka is keeping it jackal. 


"Mack, who doesn’t have any children, out-lived two wives."

JOTD: Ramajit Raghav

Aww shnap. This dusty old jackal's boys can swim. He snatched up some skins on some sexual healing. This dude found some mud for his turtle. Does anyone else think it's weird that some 'Mericans half this jackal's age need to take drugs to get ready to lay pipe? How about drugs that make you thin, make you sleep, make you poop, make you eat, etc.? Yo, Ramajit, keep fucking that chicken, you wrinkly jackal.

JOTD: Walter Breuning, 114 year-old Jackal

Walter Breuning was a century old when he walked into a downtown Great Falls bank in the mid-1990s to take advantage of a promotion.

Five-year certificates of deposit were being offered at a special rate, and Breuning wanted to take advantage of the deal, according to former Great Falls resident Gavin Seeberger, now of Portland, Ore. His father is former Great Falls banker John Seeberger, a onetime Great Falls school board chairman.

The elder Seeberger and another bank representative politely told Breuning he might want to consider a two-year certificate of deposit instead.

"Mr. Breuning firmly declined and insisted on a five-year CD, saying that he would be there to collect it in person at maturity," Gavin Seeberger said.

let me help you SS:

Old Ass Motherfuckin' Jackal of the Day

This dude is fuckin' jackal, he called his 102nd birthday "crap" and he modeled his architecture after the shape of Brazilian women. Dude's been in exile, I didn't know you could go into exile in the 20th century. Dude also enjoys a fine cigar and  married 38 years younger.