WTF?: Old Bitches

Well Monday's Jackal of the Day made it to 100 without crossing paths with a crazy bitch like this.

"Investigators allege that Staudinger went next door to speak with Dwight Bettner, but her 53-year-old neighbor asked her to leave. In an interview with a sheriff’s deputy, Staudinger said she told Bettner that she would not leave unless he gave her a kiss. That is when an incensed Staudinger returned to her home, got her gun, and allegedly fired into Bettner’s residence. Bettner, who was hit by flying debris, was not seriously injured by the gunfire."

KFTC: Right Wingers

"There's a lot more evidence that owning a gun and a bible is better for society than everyone having to own health insurance." - Ann Coulter (this bitch totally loses her mind at 03:00 of this video)

You better hope the government doesn't force me to buy a gun, bitch. I'll split your wig so fast and put one in your Adam's apple for good measure, you transvestite cunt.

Rusty T.-conomics: Buy a Car, Get an AK-47

Now that's how you get automobiles off the lot. I'm sure the Lynx would be like, "No, now the car buyer can go rob a bank!" or some shit. Whatever. We'll get out of this recession, or we'll just be heavily armed when shit completely hits the fan.

KFTC: Michael Vick

Well well well, Mr. Vick. Good to know you're still dumb as fuck. I was calling for my Dirty Birds to scoop you up last year and I guarantee if you were a Raven, you wouldn't be under investigation. AGAIN. You dumb fuckin' prick. Goodell says it appears to have nothing to do with you, but the fact that your name is coming up in the same sentence as 'gun' is not a good thing. We have a saying here in the Den, although ScarShoulders version of it is really fucking gay, but it's called 'Keep Fuckin' That Chicken'. Notice it's 'fuckin' that chicken', not 'put this chicken into a ring with that chicken and see which one dies'.

Oh yeah, way to make the five worst backup QBs in the league list.

Gay Clone of the Day: Burress Giant Loser

Once again Creed's My Own Prison applies to one of my posts. Good Lord is Creed GAF. Almost as fucking gay as Burress shooting himself in a club and now going to Federal pound me in the ass prison for 2 years for it. As the Simpson's bully so poignantly says: HA!HA!

Here is what GAF Eli Manning had to say about it:

"duh....duh....I beat Paayyton eatin' Oreos twice...duh"

Giants be some SSSKKKKKKEEEEERRRRIIIMMPPPPSSS!!

PS GO SKINS!!!