Bitch Juice: The Patriots

The Patriots won three Super Bowls in four seasons (2001, 2003 and 2004) and were viewed as the latest NFL dynasty. But since the Super Bowl victory over Philadelphia at the end of the ’04 season, the Patriots have gone 8-7 in the postseason and have lost two Super Bowls. The trend has worsened lately; the Patriots are 3-5 in their last eight postseason games, and three of the defeats occurred at home.

Sunday’s win at New England was the 6th postseason road victory of Flacco’s career — and he’s played only five NFL seasons. The six postseason road wins are the most by a quarterback in NFL history.

Keeping It Jackal: Baltimore Ravens

Jackal Precaution: Ninjas on the Loose

 

Not like I'm telling you anything you don't know, but ninjas are gunnin' for your ass. Just this past Saturday I was getting awesome with T Large, we were keepin' it magnificent and what not, but my one buddy rolled in, two ninjas(presumably jackal by association) slipped into our midst, undetected. It was beyond my comprehension at the time(sometime later I inquired "I saw so and so, where did he end up?" turns out dude aided and abedded ninjas, unbeknownst) So they were slurping from the teet of the keg and partaking in some wicked fun Kubb action, I'm not sure if they grabbed some wife ass or just disrespected one of the birthday boys, but jackals made quick work, just hope your savvy enough to do the same when the occasion calls.