As I am currently in the aforementioned Kolonel Krispy's state, I decided I would share two of the dirt mcgurt's recipes for chiken. 1st one, I just did tonite.
Red Chicken Chili- (b/c I don't know what the fuck make's it white chicken chili- i forgot okay)
Saute 1/2 of a red onion in a sauce pan. Put 3 cubed boneless skinless chicken breasts in, stir until white. Add a 16 oz. can of pinto beans, a big ass can of diced tomatoes, and two big ass handfulls of jalapenos, chili seasoning mix, handful of cumin, double handful of oregano, handful of coarse/seasalt, double handfull of ground pepper, some more miscellaneous spices and simmer and stir over low heat for an hour and a half or so (or until hungry) then eat.
Jalapeno and Goatcheese stuffed chicken-
Butterfly however many chicken breasts you are cooking. Insert some solid goat cheese (mozzarella) and a big ass handful of jalepenos into the middle. Sprinkle with pepper and oregano. Close up breasts with moistened/soaked wooden toothpicks/money metal spears. Rub outside with any type of McCormick Steak/Chicken/Pork seasoning. (I use steak seasoning b/c there is not much difference between the 3.) Put on an aluminum foil covered broiler pan. Insert into pre-heated broiler. After about 5 minutes (a canned beer/cigarettes worth of time) flip over and repeat after 5 minutes. Then, apply some brown/stone-ground mustard to chicken and let carmelize/glaze over for a few minutes, then repeat on the other side. Next, crack a few beers and enjoy.
P.S. I know this is not a recipe for raw ass red meat, but every ninja jackal knows how to make that, so I thought I would throw out some recipes for some lesser ass meat to make it less pussy.
P.P.S. Mariah Carey is probably the only the only person on earth that I would toss her salad. Holler!
