So this was the correspondance with my boss yesterday via email:
"If you are planning to work on Friday (and I hope you're not), you need to notify me by ... so I can tell security."
Keep in mind, this is merely hours after I contemplated asking to take the day off, considering I already submitted my 'hours worked' for the week. Needless to say, your ol' pal has a long weekend and two jackals at the beach waiting to get awesome and chase honeys like those pictured above...
Run and tell that.