Boogerdamus: Caps Advance to Round 3

I know it to be so, because this mullet-clad ass clown predicted the Caps in the Stanely Cup Finals last year and we got bounced in the first round. He can go shove his mullet up Stamkos' ass. Go fuck yourself, B-Mel!

And I Would Do Anything For Love...

Fifty dollars to the jackal who can tell me the sex of that blonde thing...

*sex must be verified by reaching into this creature's pants before BMR gives you one red cent.

While you try to figure it out, check this kid out, awesome.