Breaking News: College Shooter not associated with VT

A man who shoot up a community college in Northern Virgina surprisingly did not have any connections to Virginia Tech. The non-VT shooter did not even plan to transfer to Virginia Tech or had any family ties to the school.

There are reports that he was spotted at a bar that was showing the VT game, making some sense out of this senseless act.

p.s. Boogers why the fuck you post a picture of fat nerd computer kid?

The Ravens Suck

I don't want to make the playoffs. My team looks like shit. Everyone knows the offense runs through Ray Rice. Joe Flacco, you're not Steve McNair, this was not Ravens vs. Colts Divisional Playoff from 2007 that subsequently got BMR booted out of Plompton. Don't throw interceptions in the end zone on second down. Frank Walker, I know you can't cover your kids text books, but goddamnit. Ed Reed, thanks for letting us know you weren't gonna play about twenty minutes prior to kickoff. T Sizzle, way to beat up and bleach soak your ghetto ass baby mama and not travel with the team. Ravens organization, I love you, but goddamn recognize a fucking opportunity when it walks up and kicks you in the nuts on national television. Awesome, now the weather sucks and all I can cheer for is Canadians on ice getting fucked up by Russians and one of college basketball's streakiest, yes SS, streakiest players leading the Terps to glory on the hard court.