Fuck Yeah Nfl. And Fuck Muslims . (terrorists.) Never Forget

I cooked 10 brats today. With sauerkraut. Some are eaten. Most of the beers too. Its sunday. Fuckin a NFL football is back in season!

Redskins managed to win with a not too shabby looking Sexy Rexy. Ryan Kerrigan, looked awesome, Fred Davis is the newer, blacker, better, Chris Cooley. Trent Williams better get that struggling monkey off his back before he goes around calling himself Silverback anymore. Still, a W is a W.

Also, Cam Newton just punched Peyton Manning's rookie 1st game passing record in the balls, by over 100 yards (302 Manning, 422 Newton!) .

Oh, yeah, 10 years ago today, some muslims blew some american stuff up. But its cool now, they are even building a victory mosque right next to where they blew up the WTC.

Thank you, assholes.

Thank you asshole owners and players. I finally can get focused about being bitter for this fall. Also, props to my favorite site for being up on that shit- profootballtalk . Its like Perez Hilton for football queers. Especially this week. Also, fuck you McNabb, from me and Bernard Hopkins , fuck you Haynesworthless, from me, all skins fans and in the future- pats fans. Fuck you Dan Snyder, for continuing to exist and to somehow be worse than Jerrah. Fuck you Shannatans, for having horrible judgement, but still better than may-he-get-esophageal-cancer-Jim-Zorn, fuck you Sexy Rexy, fuck you kiss ass John/Josh Beck, whatever the fuck your name is, Colt Brennan was better than you- and he was from Hawaii! Fuck you Santana Moss, for resigning, you short little bitch who sometimes give a fuck but mostly sucks, even though you had 1000+yards last season. Lastly, and for all time, eat a bag of dicks V. Cerrato! If I ever see you on the streets I will run you over, and if I see you in person while you somehow managed to con some assholes into thinking you could be on tv/run a football team- Matt Millen style, I will scalp you with an officially licensed Redskins (TM) tomahawk.

HAIL!!!