Fiddy's Fuzzy Math?

Apparently my main man 50 cent is a few cents shy of a dollar and about $4 million short of matching Birdman's original bet. For yo info 50. Five million is a 5 with
six zero's that follow it. You only got a 1 with six zero's. You 4 mil short bro.

Hoooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's right my ninjas and my ninjettes, Scar Shoulders is back up in this motha fucka, let's take it back to June 2009!!!

Work be holding a brother down like a DC United scarf weighing down the awesomeness of fallen Jackals. But like Dr Dre breaking free from BAN like Easy E and Tim Dogg I've shed the shackles of the IT overlords and am ready to get awesome as it once was and shall always be.

So what have I missed in the Den? General Boogers and Ball D behavior from Boogers and Ball D. Did our new contributor step up to the plate while I was sidelined with an injury? Negative. Did Head post? If by post you mean guzzle dick. Did VM figure out how to string 8 paragraphs together and get his link on? He did about as much as Pontius attended a real sporting event.

For fuckin shame. The Ewing Theory certainly wasn't in effect during my absence. But I'm back, and I'm dedicated until I head off to AC Friday at noon and then Greece for 2 weeks. So get ready to get awesome and then get choked by the vapors.

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Shout Out to "Porn Mode"

Whether you live with your girl, your girl uses your computer, or your just at SS's house and he blocked the PPV porn and you don't want him to know you were looking at rusty trumbone beastiality on his laptop, Google's Chrome has got the answer to cover your tracks.

Open a Chrome Incognito window or "Porn Mode" and surf away to all your favorite porn sites without leaving a trace. You don't have to worry anymore if you cleared your history after viewing your favorite bukake site or if the words "tranny midget orgy ho-down" will show up in your search history.

I know we Jackals would rather bang our wives, drunk girlfriends, questionable interns, or 16-year old highschool juniors, but when all else fails, a Jackal always covers his tracks.

**The selections of awesome porn listed above do reflect The Wiz's own personal taste. The Wiz is not responsible for any retard that uses "porn mode" at work and gets fired and then has to force their wife into the porn business just to survive (which I'll watch using "porn mode").

Motherfucking TIPS on how to stay undercover

As most of you know Jackals must live an undercover life, our alter egos as good natured neighbors/workers/parents/tax paying civilians must be kept at all costs.


A lot of Gay talk has gone around the den regarding amount of skin to be displayed in posts.



I am not proposing to get us firewalled, so bikinis and good curves allowed, no naked stuff (even skittles wasn't naked it!). To avoid prying work eyes follow these guidelines:


1. Alt + Space + C: Mothefuckas not knowing this, is like mothefuckas not having a fake id in middle school...WTF? This one hand ninja move quickly closes the application and can be done while you turn around.

2. Alt + Tab: Quickly switching between applications won't only enhance your slacking productivity but give you a Superman aura that soon you'll be watching full 2hr porn movies at work.


GO TO SLEEP.