Jackal Inventions: Pizza Vending Machine

If you thought we were done getting awesomely fat and enormous as a civilization, you best check your motherfuckin' self. Shit's about to get real.

Oh yeah, and did I mention, it's an election year? HA! The Den is dead. Pfft.

Jackal Invention: Gator Chicken

Whoa, easy there evolutionary biology! Y'all are pushing it, but as the title of the post indicates, it's kinda JAF.

Jackal Invention: Watch Gator

More than one way to skin a ganja thief.

Jackal Invention: Coca-Sumbarine

What's your other option? Americans stop using cocaine? Pfft.

Jackal Invention: Ganja Catapult

Thems some ingenious pot smugglers. I'm glad whoever put that video together had the presence of mind to set the ganja catapult to a traditional mariachi band. Don't sleep.

Jackal Invention: Invisibility Cloak

Way to keep your eyes on the prize, Scottish scientists. My main ninjas at Nanocomp Technologies got bullet-proof on lock down, so now we just need to perfect the jet pack and we'll be straight.

Jackal Invention: Phototonic Chip

I couldn't resist the photographic implications on this post. This is some jackal ass shit. You know BMR be hatin' on that electricity, hypocritical as it may be while blogging, but this will apparently put the Den even easier to jackal it up in.