Ewwww! Really?!?

I definitely joked about this possibility with friends and colleagues, but come on. Semenya, throw us a bone! Get it? Way to stick with it. Those "other" chicks would be nuts to race you. It sucks your last name is Semenya, because when I saw you run, I could have sworn you were a johnson. Well, now that you have some time off, do some travelling. Maybe drop into Germany for Oktoberfest and swing by a sausage fest while you're at it. Who knows? Do a comedy routine with Andy Dick. All I know is you are one fast mutha..., brotha? You sure are fast.