JOTD: Mark Zuckerberg?

How's that for a curveball? Didn't see ol' Boogers comin' with that shit.

Jackal Coping Mechanisms: Fake Bedtime Stories

I can't really relate to the hardships of parenting, otherwise I'd probably make Adam Mansbach Jackal of the Day. Actually, fuck it, nobody else comes to mind.

"But as any good fiction teacher will tell you, you’ve gotta write what you know. And last summer, Mansbach knew that it was taking for-freaking-ever to get his 2-year-old daughter, Vivien, to go the f@#ck to sleep. He posted an exasperated lament on Facebook, and his friends told him to write a book. So he did."

Facebook? Is That You?

I had no idea Facebook could be so jackal.

KFTC: Facebookers

You won't be happy until you Facebook someone to death, will you? "Driving to work and this dumb guy is in the middle of my lane exchanging insurance information." Glad to know! Wow, some poor bastard gets into an accident and subsequently plowed by your dumbass because of your Facebook status. This does make me feel better about being a Donte Stallworth fan, however. At least he was abusing substances in the wee hours of the morning.

KFTC: White Trash Moms

You could cut the trashiness with a knife. I don't know what FarmVille is, but I hate Facebook.

No Shit: Facebook is for D-bags

Welcome to a new Jackals' Den series called, 'No Shit', where we highlight some obvious shit, everyone already knows and only clones deny.