Boogerdamus: Mavericks Finally Get Dirk A Ring

I hate the NBA, don't get a ninja wrong. Mark Cuban is GAF, but he's a good owner. David Stern is one of the nation's most pronounced clones and that's a very small part of my rationale behind investing any amount of my interest in a Dallas Mavericks playoff run. The Wizard transplants Stephenson and Butler help, but Haywood is still soft as fuck. Dirk deserves this shit. It's rare that I think an NBA player deserves anything, but this is an exception. Boogerdamus has spoken.

NBC's Wet Dream

NBC, go fuck yourself. You got what you wanted.

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