Hunter S. Thompson would be ashamed...

Oh no! America's favorite coffee joint has been infiltrated by America's favorite notoriously violent biker gang. If you all would get back to the amphetamines like the good ol' days, you wouldn't be worried about getting sleepy at the handle bars. 

KFTC: Starbuck's-Drinking Intern

Internships are basically really long job applications, right? Aren't y'all full-time, broke ass students and shit? Why is my intern rolling in daily with a Starbuck's coffee? Is Starbuck's the most socially acceptable addiction for people that can't possibly afford it? KFTC, Starbuck's-Driniking Intern. You're not nearly as hot as Kyle's intern, otherwise I wouldn't be so judgmental.