WTF???? SELL OUT like a muthafucka

What the fuck... I mean really,  What the fuck is this?  Is this what we have to be subjected to?  Jackals need to start getting militant on this shit.  This makes me so angry I can see blood..

WTF?????

When even your dog won't fuck you

Many of us have often wondered what it is like to be a total hipster doofus. You may or may not find yourself thinking "man I hate people who thought they were so cool in high school. I'll show them how smart I am by totally excluding them from the GayAssShit I do now. I don't need to be popular cause I am so fucking cool...Unlike those losers who thought they were so cool!"

You might even stand in line for a band that is so cool they don't even play music they just think it and hold instruments and it's so really smart and cool. That line might look like this.

But what happens to these people after the 'concert' is over. Do they get laid? Do they jerk off? Apparently not. Apparently they are so fucking cool they fuck the air. Then they get so good at it they become professional air fuckers and move on to the never getting laid cause I am so fucking cool and judgemental air fucking championships! http://www.airsexworldchampionships.com/?page_id=82

That's how cool Rock and Roll is. Air fucking.

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