GCOTD: Gilbert Arenas

The NBA is the Gay Clone of the Decade, but fuck this guy.

Per ScarShoulders' Request

Ol' Boogers was doing his buddy Shoulders a solid, getting all of the Jackal Comics synchronized with a 'label'. That label is, jackal comics.

Jackal Precaution: Chinese Wal Mart Employees Don't Fuck Around

Baleeve it. You try and take a big ass bag of fortune cookie, you're gonna get medieval repercussions. These WallyMartz employees in China are fuckin' dedicated as a mallfucker. Not sure if I'd care about my job so much as to do this. Jackals be advised...

Tags Galore: We are the fucking Greatest

Speaking of Tags...Has anyone scrolled down to read the Tags of Glory recently? They are much funnier when you read them as a (really, really ridiculously long) list.

This made me again realize that the Den surely is the shit. Well played sirs. If you haven't in a while go back and look at some of the posts that got us here. Fucking inspirational. I think I may UNF some fools at lunch because I am so infused with Jackal goodness...

Greatest/Worst Invention Ever Created

www.pandora.com

Fuck man. Shit is too easy. And way too addictive. And they got a button to buy shit on there? Who knew that Bishop Lamont and Black Milk made a collab that is sick as fuck called Caltroit? Not me, but I do now and I need to buy it.

Who knew People Under the Stairs and Psyche Origami were a mix between Dr Dre and a Tribe Called Quest? I didn't but I sure am about to buy those CD's too.

Your boy Shoulders just picked up a $30 a week buy obscure CD habit... Fuck my wallet.