DJ Shadow = JACKAL AS A MOAFUCKA

Every jackal should make it a point to witness this DVD.  If you think because a DJ doesn't play an instrument that means they are not musically talented you are GAF...

Never Forget... For Real

9-11-01 is a day that will live along 12-7-1941, as a day of infamy and terror on American soil. We lost more than 3000 Americans because of these "humans".

I think that we should all be vigilant with our values and rights as Americans, and not forget the lives of so many who came before us and died, to preserve those rights and Freedoms that define the United States of America and its people.

In closing, I will be visiting NYC around Nov. 14, and any local peeps up there, I invite to join me in doing this at Ground Zero.

Ball DEEP Can Taste Victory Already

Shouldaz, your absence in the Den only indicates one thing. You are skerrred. "If you skerrrred say you skeerrreed!" You know your bitch ass VAG-iants are going down in their home opener at the hands of my Rayad-skins (how black people from DC say it). All the talking heads are skeerreed too. They are all picking the Giants, but we all know it will be me drinking Jameson after this upset victory. Better run to the liquor store on your way home tonight and buy a case of Jameson, because this may be the first but it will not be the last bottle you owe me this season.

24-21 Skins Win.

Pllleeeeaasssseeee baaalllleeeeeeeeevvvveveee meeeeah!

BALLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVEEE IT!!

Ewwww! Really?!?

I definitely joked about this possibility with friends and colleagues, but come on. Semenya, throw us a bone! Get it? Way to stick with it. Those "other" chicks would be nuts to race you. It sucks your last name is Semenya, because when I saw you run, I could have sworn you were a johnson. Well, now that you have some time off, do some travelling. Maybe drop into Germany for Oktoberfest and swing by a sausage fest while you're at it. Who knows? Do a comedy routine with Andy Dick. All I know is you are one fast mutha..., brotha? You sure are fast.