Billy Mays: RIP + Shipping and Handling

The Shamwow guy is lucky Billy Mays is dead, because these mugshots taken after getting his ass beat by a woman are child's play compared the beat down BM would have laid down. (even if though this happened months ago)

If he were still alive he would beat that ass with shoe....for only 19.95 Baallleevvvee it.

Finding Jackals in a Unjackal Place...Or maybe I'm an Iampieri

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Here is a excerpt from the article I posted. It was about the Bachelorette. (I know not jackal in the least.) My wife was watching it, I was in the room on the computer and I overheard that there was a dude on there that was faking being in love with the chick so that he could promote his musical career. It was wrong and I am sorry for thinking it was Jackal. But hearing him saying he had this chick wrapped around his finger, pausing and then saying Balleeeve it in a southern accent got me all fired up.

"I'm gettin' excited. This is fun. I've got records to sell...I'll always have
Jillian wrapped around my little finger, y'all....Believe it.""