Classifieds: RTB's Dream Job

It appears that I've satiated the employment gods for the time being and my dealings with the Den seem to indicate that both of you regularly commenting/posting jackals are gainfully employed, but I saw this job posting and thought of you, RTB. You might take a bit of a pay cut, but I think you're just the man for the job.

Hold the Fuckin' Phone: Guy In the Next Stall At Work

Is the guy that was in the next stall a moment ago for real? Who does the 'water rinse' only after pinching a loaf? The 'water rinse' can slide after a piss, I've seen it done. 'Water rinse' post-deuce is one of the boldest workplace maneuvers there is. It's not like I was creeping and caught the dude, he knew other cats were in there. KFTC, guy in the next stall at work. I guess we're never making any bets.

Cologne is for Pussies, literally

Those fucking crazy Germans. Vagina scented cologne? For men?


http://www.vulva-original.com/gb/

Think of the hilarious possibilities of this. Head, I will leave the inevitable shout to you -

Puuuuuuuussssssssssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!