We can't all be winners BMR......

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....................just take this guy for example. I mean he has a Scottie dog on his freakin' hat!!!! And what the fuck is stitched on his socks? Oh lord, the free world collectively sighs. If only I could reincarnate TJ and let him go Jackal on his pathetic ass, boy would I feel better!

Jackal Observation: Taylor Swift, not hot

I'm just tired of companies deciding who I think is attractive. I know I'm getting the "Boogers, you creep, she's a high school kid," but no, several media outlets and corporations have pre-determined the attractiveness or unattractiveness of this no-talent ass clown and I'm not going to take it any more. Taylor Swift, you's busted.

Not only is she not hot, I will bet my right ball she can't play guitar, much less a 12-string! KFTC, Ms. Swift.

Pontius: Pontius's Dad sighted with hot blond country singer

I'm just sayin'... that is clearly Uncle Pontius...i'm just sayin'.

On a completely separate topic Pearl Jam is performing at the Wachovia Center in Philly on Oct 28 and 30th. I really, really want to go. If any jackals have in's on some tickets, I will sell my left nut for one. Please balleevvee me!