Where's the Love?

Well, as a matter fact, it's everywhere. Just ask this crazy chick Valeria Lukyanova! She thinks, "everything is love. Love is God. I am you and you are me." Well in that case I must be a goddamn alien.

Yo, let me just cut to the goddamn chase here. This post is for the Boogers man! When I first read about this chick I thought: goddamn this bitch is nuts!!! Perfect match for the Boogers man!!! I mean, follow me here, she thinks she is a fucking alien and good lordy talk about low maintenance!!! A more perfect match could not be found!!! Says she is into BREATHARIANISM, well holy goddamn shit, won't be too far a step to turn her on to RASTAFARISM now would it? Here baby, breathe on this spliff for a quick min.............

Boogerdamus: Mavericks Finally Get Dirk A Ring

I hate the NBA, don't get a ninja wrong. Mark Cuban is GAF, but he's a good owner. David Stern is one of the nation's most pronounced clones and that's a very small part of my rationale behind investing any amount of my interest in a Dallas Mavericks playoff run. The Wizard transplants Stephenson and Butler help, but Haywood is still soft as fuck. Dirk deserves this shit. It's rare that I think an NBA player deserves anything, but this is an exception. Boogerdamus has spoken.