BMR Needs Some Wilderness

Yo yo yo, bhmf! This ninja be tryin' to get all jackal and camp, but time does not permit. Driving west through Virginia on a Friday night is not a good look for your ol' pal Boogs. On the heels of a vacation(with family including small kids that doesn't really end up being much of a vacation at all(not a lot of getting awesome/little sleep/lots of questions about why BMR can't get hitched and crank out a few pups)), it would be pretty sweet to just jackal shit up on a mountain and go bearing. How is little Oso anyway? Tell that motherfucker to keep his head up and scratch a few bamas with his crooked ass claw. Slam a few cold ones for me. And the next chance we get, let's make her happen.

JOTD: Scar Shoulders

I'm gonna get so fuckin Jackal today you might need to invent a new word for Jackaling it up. I've already ran about 10 errands had breakfast and am about to go workout. Tonight will be beyond your wildest dreams as far as getting awesome is concerned. I hope all of you are down to celebrate my birthday to death. Howl at your fucking boy. Caps at 5. District Chophouse at 8. Rock and Roll Hotel at 10:30. After party at 3. Be there or be clone.

JOTD: President Obama

Smart man, Mr. President. You can see that we are addicted to oil and that isn't going away. You agree to give us methadone (offshore drilling) to ease the withdrawl symptoms while you prepare to come flying in with some badass, legitimate, sweeping legislation that will allow US citizens to have transportation/energy that is green, efficient and awesome. Also, after your extreme left health care legislation (personally a tough pill to swallow, but I know it will be the right move.) a move to the center is well advised and timely. Although the ignorants on both sides of the aisle will say differently.


35mpg Biodiesel Jeep Wrangler Unlimited Rubicon 4x4 with 6 inch lift dibs.

DEFINITION of Jackal

Wednesday November 25, 2008
6am - Wake up and head off to boring as work. Only Jackal activity of note is eating 3 pounds of meat at Hee Been Korean BBQ for lunch

5pm - Hit the grocery store on the way home for a cooler full of energy drinks. Could SS be planning something epic? Could he be planning to take back his get awesome crown?

Thursday November 26, 2008

1am - Head off to NYC for the parade.

6:30am - Get off the Subway and hit the parade route.

9am - The parade is the jump off. The Lynx comes through by knowing some dude named Ron that is all drunk and loud and giving the entire parade props and really is a Jackal from another mother.

12:30pm - Back in the car and headed to MD

12:31pm - Both the Mrs and the Lynx pass the fuck out leaving your boy on his own to get us back to MD alive.

12:32pm - Drink 1st Monster energy drink.

12:35pm - Falling asleep in shitty Philly traffic. Suck one Aldente Schwanz. I hate you I hate Jersey I hate Philly I hate Philly traffic.

12:40pm - Drink 2nd Monster energy drink.

12:50pm - They kick in. Driving. Rapping. Swerving. Making awesome time. Feeling most high for the Dos Def.

4pm - Back to HoCo shocking the in laws with our level of awesomeness and over to the grandparents.

6pm - Back to the in laws and I stop in the garage to grab a beer before even entering the house. I've earned it.

7pm - Dinner, beer, wine, champagne, scotch, scotch scotch!!!

11pm - After a handful of drinks, after the Mrs goes to bed, after I watch the Giants suck, after both of my drinking buddies pass out/fall asleep, after 41 consecutive hours of being awake and being awesome Scar Shoulders rests... but not for long.

Friday November 27, 2008

10am - Hit the bank and turn small bills into Hundys.

2pm - BWI flight takes off for Chi-Town.

5pm (Chi Town time) - Chi-Town beers during the layover.

8pm (Vegas time) - Touch down head to the Mirage and . . . . . . meet up with BD2 to get awesome!

9pm through 2am - Get awesome with the Mrs and BD2 and Mrs BD2. Get the Mrss so awesome in fact yours truly has to escort her to bed. But Scar Shoulders, shouldn't you get some sleep too? After all it's 5am east coast time and you have only slept 8 of the last 72 hours...



5am - Finally head back to the room after a solo gambling mission while the rest of my group was catching Zs (yes BD2 I am calling you a bitch) losing a hundy on Hold Em (where I had 2 more scotches and was pretty close to falling asleep at the table) and another hundy on craps (2 more scotches please!). Go to sleep knowing that not in his wildest dreams could Babyface get this awesome. Straight fire homey.



Saturday November 28, 2009 (SSs 29th Bday)



I'll let BD2 put down the permanent record of what went down this day but I can tell you this much. We started drinking a hair after noon while freaking out some squares at the dolphin and tiger exhibit. It didn't stop it just continued through football watching, steak dinner eating, Cirque de Soliel shows, drinks at Rhumbar, and finally Roulette and Craps playing where BD2 and Mrs BD2 bitched out on gambling at the worst time ever as SS and Mrs SS got way hot on craps and took $250 and $150 respectively off the Casino before calling it a night around 3am.



All in all SS has been getting awesome for the better side of 5 days now. I'de love to write more but I got a bloody mary to get and football to watch.



Your move Babyface.

Scar Shoulders Stream of Consciousness

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I'll see your reminder....and raise you!

First things first, press play.



And now let the ass kicking wash over you....

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Hard to believe 9 years ago this guy was ripping ScarShoulders' team a new one and now he can hardly speak or control his movement.


P.S. 400 posts. Baleeve ma.