Jackal Observation: This Cartoon Is Fucking Awesome

Holy shit. This is the corniest collection of puns and poor animation I have ever seen. You guys are so lucky you have TVs. I would love to crush beers this fall while sitting down to an hour block of Transformers and G.I. Joe.

A few choice quotes:

"Monumental microchips!"

"I'm gonna kick the mustard outta that crazy hot dog!"

"Hey, bacteria brain! Come down and let's discuss your future as a mental patient."

"Return to base! Cobra!"(Cobra is exclaimed after everything Cobra's men do)

Balloons and Weed

Going back to something we talked about last week:

Crazy shit that it turned out to be fake. That family is fucked up...

In other news, did anyone notice the Obama administration's announcement that they'll reverse Bush's approach and basically leave states alone when it comes to medical marijuana? From the memo:

As a general matter, pursuit of these priorities should not focus federal resources in your States on individuals whose actions are in clear and unambiguous compliance with existing state laws providing for the medical use of marijuana. For example, prosecution of individuals with cancer or other serious illnesses who use marijuana as part of a recommended treatment regimen consistent with applicable state law, or those caregivers in clear and unambiguous compliance with existing state law who provide such individuals with marijuana, is unlikely to be an efficient use of limited federal resources.

One of those states is Maryland. I think BMR just found a tumor...
In other news, can we get rid of this margin on the left hand side of the Den? I got a gap of 1 5/8" (yes, I measured) between the left edge of my screen and the left edge of the banner and posts. It means smaller pics, missing stats, etc.