WTF?: CIA Trippin' Ninjas Out

CIA loved themselves some random LSD dosing. Why didn't those pussies just try it themselves? And why waste it on a clone-ass French town?

BD2, nice R&D on this story. Do ya thang, oil plume-eating microbes.

Wife/lady friend trying to convince you to have some kids? Better be ready for this shit...

GCOTD: France

Dare you go, France! Do you have any idera how fruckin' busy I ram? Handballin' ass bitches. Fluff your pillow. Skkkrrriiiimp!

Six Nations Rugby: Calling All Irish

It's fuckin' on.

Saturday Morning Awesome Getting Excuse #182: Six Nations Rugby

It brought me great sadness when I first read this, because I missed the entire thing and I completely let last Six Nations Rugby season slip through me mits.

But now a jackal is in and looking forward to seeing this at 9:30am on Saturday, February 6. Location unknown.

SS, you should roll out Super Bowl sunday and get real awesome, because the Scottish play the cheese slurpin', ain't never done nuthin' for 'Merica, but probably'd be speakin' German right now if it wasn't for our mawlfuckin' ass no good French at 10am. It'll actually be a situation where you can root for a football(of sorts) team because it's where you're from.

Here's the gayest Irish fight song ever to get Voicemail in my corner. It has a good message, although my ninja, Paul Brady sums up the notion that Brits ain't got no business still clinging to Irish soil in this little ditty, which is deceptively cold blooded as a muthfucka:

Friday Hottie: Melissa Theuriau

Can you imagine getting your news from this? Hey, there was an earthquake. Your football team lost. The world is essentially fucked. Somehow, it's all a bit easier to take on those glossy lips. Sorry these are all from her at work, google her name and you'll see more, if you pickin' up what I'm layin' down. Female celebrities, there's always someone with you at the topless beach!

Gay Clone of the week: ESPNs My Wish - REACTION

SS a few comments on your post. I'm not putting comments just adding a new post because why the fuck not. No one reads this shit anymore anyway.

The Tour de France is badass. I an going to receive quite a bit of shit for this, but it really is amazing. If you can get past the outfits which are quite gay, and the fact that it is in France also gay, you will see after watching it for a bit that these guys are freaks of nature. Not sure if you have ridden a bike recently but that shit is hard especially up steep hills. I am tired after 20-30 miles and these guys go flat out for hundreds eventually thousands of miles. Wrecking and pushing each other the whole time.

Also, there is nothing funny about kids with cancer. That is some seriously fucked up shit. But quite Jackal to use such a sensitive topic to get your point across...which was the fact that ESPN does lick serious balls. Unless it is week 8 of the NFL season, you won't catch me wasting more than 10-12 minutes a year on that bullshit station. It is the CNN of sports. 24 hour coverage news is absurd, but 24 hour coverage of sports is just a waste.  The worst part is as much money as they have they still use the same bullshit formula with that annoying ass techno music during sportscenter and the shitty ass sets with shitty ass announcers (Erin Andrews and Wilbon excluded.)



 I mean seriously fuck Berman.  

ESPN licks banus and I like the Tour de France.  Yeah I said it.  Respect dat shit.

PS "try and not die falling asleep driving to work " such a good call I do that everyday. It's a miracle I'm alive.

GCOTD: Me

I realize I am placing myself in bad company here, but let's be honest for a moment. For at least the next 3 weeks going to be a Gay Clone because the Tour de France is starting which means that I will be watching Vs. (known for lame as programming such as MMA, and well that's it MMA) for a minimum of a few hours a day to watch dudes in France sweating it out in Spandex. I'm just sayin'.

America, FUCK YEAH!!

78-0

Suck on that France. Bitches. Guess our soccer team doesn't look that shitty after all compared to the rest of the worlds football teams.

America. Fuck Yeah. Baleeve it.