GCOTD: ESPN's Lazy Ass

This is the worst hour of ESPN's dreadful 24-hour lineup. I do like PTI and Around the Horn, because they at least take stands on sports stories. Fuck an entire hour turned over to sports bloggers and fanatical followers willing to bicker and refresh, bicker and refresh. It's like ESPN said, "Why write a terrible sports talk show, when we can let the viewers do it, they only want to see reported what they think anyway." NFL Live, Mark Schlereth is taking the Steelers? Shocker. Trey Wingo thinks, hold on, no one gives a fuck what Trey Wingo thinks. Mike and Dike in the Morning, I'd rather fall asleep next to Lorena Bobbitt. SportsNation, you're getting put to sleep. We're gonna get the Jackals Den a camera crew, rent the studio space next door and then stomp your fuckin' ass like whoa. Go asleep!

JOTD = General Greivis Vasquez

The stories about my boy are legendary. The nickname is derived from him showing up the very first day on campus in Garys office and saying "Greivis Vasquez, reporting for duty sir" saluting him and then leaving. The start the game with 16 straight points and end up with a sick triple double to beat UNC and punch your ticket to the dance. The shimmy. Bustin up Duke for a near triple double in Cameron leading the team to a victory as a Freshman dogging the crowd the entire time. The no look passes. Leading the team in points rebounds AND assists. Giving your boy Shouldas dap for the Len Bias throwback at a tailgate. Saying he would take a bullet for Gary Williams and meaning in. What does this all add up to?

THE MOST ENTERTAINING PLAYER IN COLLEGE BASKETBALL!

And fret not Terps fans, we're winning 20+ games and dancing LATE into March this year to boot.

Like Pharoahe Monch so perfectly proclaims "Simon says GET THE FUCK UP!!!"

What the Fuck is Wrong with You People?

What the fuck is taking you jackals so long to make this known? Did you think a chain Gmail message would do the trick? It won't. I suppose your crafty email could try and not invite Tico, but the cat's out of the bag, boys. Wish I could, but I'm very poor. Don't go gettin' my BD2 concussed now, ya' hear?